The Twitter Prayer

Plain StupidLately Twitter seems to be all the rage.  Everyone is “tweeting” even etaBlog “tweets”. People T.W.I. ( Tweet While Intoxicated) instead of cell phone “drunk dialing”.

These are just some of the awesome things we do with technology!  etaBlog has written the Twitter version of the “Lord’s Prayer” or what we call the “Twitter Prayer”.

The Twitter Prayer

Ah Twitter, are thou my heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Twitter has come,
thy will be done,
on internet as it is in heaven
Give us a tweet our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who haven’t followed us.
And spam us is the temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Tweet again.